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November 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Someday Matt and I will be revered as forward thinkers. That or found buried in a shallow grave. I could be happy either way. There’s so much shit and hypocrisy in this world of beautiful daisies and hot Latin ass that somebody has to be willing to stand up and say, shit, this seems wrong.
In this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast the secrets of the universe are revealed by way of tranny teens, people discovering that social media is a waste of time, and everybody in the world wondering what the fuck happened to Angelina Jolie. You used to want to fuck her, now you just want to help her across the street and pretend she doesn’t smell like old lady liniment.
Imagine you’re a hornless unicorn and all the other animals at the zoo are mocking and sexually assaulting you. Now turn that frown around and do a good deed. Be sure to follow the show on Twitter, Facebook, and on the LastMenonEarth.com. Also hit us up on iTunes.