Alessandra Ambrosio Pokies

Alessandra Ambrosio is a constant reminder that if you’re handsome and wealthy you get to marry and have sex with tall attractive women. Also, you do exceedingly well with offers in 24 Hour Fitness saunas. This could be that male privilege thing feminists glean through the study of HuffPo and Jezebel like it’s torah. But ask the fat broke guy how his privilege is working out for him. He’s going to get prostate cancer like the rest of us without the model pussy war stories to share in the ambulatory care unit. Female privilege is pure myth, but if it existed I bet it’d look like cycling at the gym and organizing lunch plans with your girlfriends. Keep dreaming, ladies.

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