Adam Levine Trying Super Hard

Adam Levine is working really hard to win his 20th high school reunion. The nearly full sleeves and back tats might be the kicker to show all the bullies from the upper middle class burbs he won’t dance for them any longer. Levine’s newest ink is the mermaid on his back holding a skull representing his gay cohort from sleep-away camp he wishes would go away forver. You can’t really see what some dude is inking in the middle of your back unless you’re checking yourself out in the mirror, or hitting the Ariel club and having a fellow merman describe it to you. If I’m the tattoo artist I’m tempted to ink ‘big fucking loser’ on Levine’s back and assure him it says ‘son of neptune’. When he finds out, you’ll never work again, but he can never take off his shirt in public. It’s a push.

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