Shit You Don’t Want to Hear After Getting a Giant Tattoo of Your Boyfriend’s Name on Your Hand

The rapper known as Future just woke up from a dream where he fucked a baby into Russell Wilson’s girlfriend because somebody had to to discover Blac Chyna who he took to the Sizzler once and fucked over the back of his car got his name tattooed in big letters on her crazy paw. That’s a lot to process. When asked about Blac Chyna and the forever branding on her hand, Future responded, “I’m single and just doing what makes me happy.” Crazy girlfriend rockets, engage.

Chicks like Blac Chyna can’t be given standard mental health evaluations. It’s like asking the oompa loompas to write an objective review of the factory on Glassdoor. Her entire existence is mental illness. She lives in an imaginary world where you post pictures of your engorged ass on social media and some dude cums in your ear and leaves you a bag of groceries and money for skin lightening. You can commit her now or wait until she’s killed a guy who knows a guy who might know where her boyfriend is who won’t answer her texts within ten minutes. Up to you. That guy she kills is probably entourage so entirely expendable.

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