Miley Cyrus Thong For James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah

I’m not clear on the rules of bar mitzvah parties, but isn’t the shiksa supposed to be the hot one? The James Franco Bar Mitzvah was a celebration of James Franco taking off a couple hours from gay baiting horny homosexual men. You had a shot when he was broke. Now, it’s over.

Everybody pretended to raise money for charity while pretending with equal fervor that Miley Cyrus is a talented super friend and not a gravelly voiced street urchin with the ass of a twelve-year old boy child. The event was reminiscent of the old Dean Martin roasts if you substitute weed for booze and weed for talent. James Franco couldn’t be happier and mugged a broad smile the entire evening. Also for the past ten years and at least ten more years into the future. Mazel tov.

Photo Credit: James Franco’s Bar Mitzvah