Kourtney Kardashian Legs Akimbo

October 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

To win back your Kardashian sister you have to very publicly get plastered and fuck a bunch of random women. It reminds them of their dad. And mom. Lamar Odom did it. Props to you, champ. Now Scott Disick has begged Kourtney Kardashian to take him back after a three month bender of Stella Artois and teenage model pussy.

Some men find better and realize they are better while others find it only reminds them of the weak inferior bastards they are deep down. Keep your legs together, Kourtney. He gets it. You’re riding lots of ginormous mall cock in his absence. Let him stew through the latest rehab then take him back for sweeps week. Gross people eventually have to reconnect. They’re like really smelly magnets.

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