Kendra Wilkinson Balls Deep

Last week Kendra Wilkinson shocked the intersection of people with yeast infections and handicapped placards who watch her show by copping to being a former lesbian. Once, for a couple weeks in high school while healing from her no-tell abortion in her uncle’s Stanley Steamer truck. The I’m-a-lesbian-too story didn’t catch on as intended, So Wilkinson doubled down by diving deep into softball. Unlike holding hands with other girls in high school or making out with an equally drunk co-ed at a frat party while Scooter and Jameson egg you on, women’s softball is as lesbian legit as getting an Ellen tattoo on your inner thigh just below your jorts line. It’s hard to know how Wilkinson’s cock dabbling husband feels about her lesbian conversion. As soon as Kendra writes him something to say, we’ll know better.

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