Kendall Jenner Tits Seems Pierced

Kendall Jenner is the only Kardashian family member not to have centrifuged Carolina hog fat cold pressed into her body each month. Therefore, she’s the least likely to wake up with the sperm of ‘I think I remember the guy, he drove a Porsche’ caked on her ass cheeks. That doesn’t mean she’s not partaking in her version of naughty. Visible tattoos and gauged ear lobes and food is not an option. Piercing your nipples is as rebellious as a fashion model can get without blacklisted for defect. Ditch the bra and head to your whore half-sister’s birthday party. Don’t think about how you’ll never match her naval shore leave whore antics. Dwell on the serenity of not having recurring blisters on your privates. That nipple metal is your dreamcatcher.

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