Kendall Jenner Half Naked in Paris

The wealthy whore archetype did not exist through the whole of humanity until very recently. The social contract has yet to catch up. A millennia ago Kendall Jenner would be stoned to death for seductive heresy and piercing her nipples in a downtown Berlin boutique. Today people throw money and ask for selfies, except in Muslim countries where they’d still do the stoning women bit. There might’ve been a middle ground between shamed harlot and sanctified sex worker but nobody alive today remembers it. Still, think of how many times we’re going to see this chick naked. Throw pumice. We need to make this last.

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