Gigi Hadid Tits Ruining Fashion Week

There is no redeeming element to Fashion Week or haute couture in general. It’s a completely contrived dalliance of the French and the idle rich. But everybody seems pleasant enough and goes about their business with the kind of sedate emptiness that the world needs now more than ever. Then this chick with the female looking body came around and ruined everything.

Gigi Hadid stands tall against the forces of androgyny who sweep her leg on the runway because Cobra Kai does not accept bountiful tits. Girls point and laugh at her soft female features and cackle like they’ve had only cigarette tips to eat for their past seventeen meals. A war is brewing. It could get ugly. Or super fucking hot if the models get naked and whip out lubricated dildos to battle. Dolce and Gabbana have their mouths open. This isn’t working any longer.