Eve Jobs And Other Famous Daughters Riding High in the Saddle

Equestrian sets you back a bit more than pickup ball at the Y. About $200,000 a year if you’re semi-serious about competing in events like the Longines Masters. Probably a ton more when you throw in the cost of the Whole Food organically grown non-GMO hormone and anti-biotic free rolled oats. And that’s just for most of the female riders. Zing! I still got it.

The big event in L.A. brought out all the rich celebrity daughters. Springsteen, Jobs, Gates, Bloomberg, Selleck, Spielberg, and one Hispanic girl who everybody kept handing their reins too and reminding their horse prefers to be sponged vigorously where his balls used to be. These girls dress up nice. There’s something to be said for tiny geeky wealthy dudes mating way above their natural rung. It’d be easy to make fun of rich bitches riding their ponies. But they aren’t at the mall taking selfies and crashing their Teslas. I admire a girl who can command a large beast betwixt her thighs. Do you think your dad would approve of me, sweetheart? Yes, I know he didn’t get to be a billionaire by being a dumb ass. Fuck, back to the heavy girls on the Stairmaster. I know my rung.

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