Courtney Stodden Wants You to Know She Might Be Pregnant

There’s no reason to assume Courtney Stodden’s elderly husband’s sperm is the least bit motile, but whoever is standing in to perform reproductive services it doesn’t seem to be taking because I’d swear I’ve seen her picking up pregnancy kits at the drug store a dozen times now. It’s possible the level of silicate in her body is causing her menstrual schedule to align with the blood moon cycles. Or she’s fucking somebody on the side in hopes of becoming with child before she turns 21 or 47, both of which happen next week. Either way, she’s definitely choosing to go to the Beverly Hills drug store where all the paparazzi hang out versus Amazon.com where only her UPS driver would ever know. Since it might be the UPS driver she’s fucking, I can see how that might be a problem.

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