Christina Milian in A Bikini

I have mixed feelings seeing Christina Milian in Miami. She’s bronzed and shiny and lost the baby weight but kept the tits. Twice blessed. Yet, she’s been my sleeper pick in my celebrity ghoul pool since the day I learned fucking rappers is her primary hobby outside of betting the greyhounds and elective surgery. The AIDS is still known to be pretty powerful as are bus crashes and drive by shootings. I’m not wishing Milian an ill-fate, I’m stating that drinks are on me should something truly unfortunate happen. I’m doing much shittier on DraftKings than everybody randomly selected to be in their commercials. I kind of need this.

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