Taylor Swift Selling Penis Lip Balm

September 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

(editor’s note: had to change the photo because the baby penis lip balm people got sensitive. Google Taylor Swift penis lip balm if you dare.)

Somebody at the polyethylene manufacturing planet in Guangdong played a trick on Taylor Swift by rotocasting her a lip balm in the shape of a baby penis. Watch America’s G-rated sweetheart rub baby penis all over her lips and coo about the benefits. Very funny, Fong. Taylor Swift isn’t just a super popular racist singer putting on a retarded high school teen act, she is America. You trick America into rubbing baby penis balm on its lips, you get the Pacific Fleet. Somebody tell the eleven hot girls in China to duck.

Photo Credit: Eos

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