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September 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Notorious joke thief and generally disgusting slob the Fat Jewish is turning to a higher power for help. No, not his rabbi. Spencer Pratt, the douchenozzle from The Hills, is going to heal the unfunny tub with his magic crystals. Yes, for real.
I hope they both get burned with God’s righteous anger like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. (TMZ)
Nausicaa flashes the all of Bel Air her tits. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Dr. Dre is seriously fucking rich. (COED)
Pope Francis pisses off liberal fans by meeting Kim Davis. (Dlisted)
Isabeli Fontana’s nips peek out for some fresh air in Vogue Brazil. (Drunken Stepfather)
Hot girls give a little tongue action. (The Chive)
Behold Kendall Jenner’s sideboob. (Hollywood Tuna)