Rachel Uchitel’s Ex Arrested for Wishing Her Dead

I know you can’t kill somebody, but wishing them dead seems like it falls under the auspices of something we all agreed was asshole behavior but not criminal. Rachel Uchitel, The high end party girl who helped Tiger Woods plan a lot of his one on one escort fuck parties during his epic tail run, is going under the knife for brain surgery and her angry ex-husband called her repeatedly to tell her he hopes she dies during the operation. Matt Hahn was arrested for aggravated harassment.

I don’t know, maybe you stop answering the phone the first time your ex calls to wish you dead. Should I answer again? Maybe this time he’s calling to say something… fuck, he wished me dead again. Ring ring. Okay, five more times than I swear I’m done.

I’ve had current girlfriends wish much worse upon me, I don’t remember having them arrested. Mostly just buying them Teddy Bears at the CVS and hoping for that last round of sex before the inevitable breakup. I can’t imagine you marry a chick with a past like Rachel Uchitel and anything surprises you enough to start openly calling for her death. I’m sorry the power of your love didn’t turn her from disturbed whoredom like you thought it would. You should’ve prayed for her death before the life insurance was severed. Next time around try a fat girl with a hare lip who cries when you take her to White Castle for Valentine’s. You seem a bit sensitive.

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