Mr. Scarlett Disappoints

September 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson moved on from Ryan Reynolds to marry a Ryan Reynolds doppelgänger scrubbed through a European metrosexual sieve. Upon their wedding, her husband Romain Dauriac tattooed the phrase ‘Lost Illusion’ on his body. Imagine his answer to what the means in a thick French accent and now imagine you’re not punching him in the kidney. He’s an art aficionado who prefers loafers without socks and has a zeal for dancing. So he’s basically the last four women I searched on Match.com. A t-shirt that reads I Have No Time For Men seems much simpler than marrying a French guy. We get it. At least he carries the baby. You had to pay the nanny.

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