Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Marries Her Dad

Girls have been marrying dudes who remind them of their dad forever now. Especially their dead dads since dead dads are awesome and without flaw and would’ve shown up to all your recitals and events had they not been dead. Marrying a dude who looks just like your dad is something different. People are gonna talk. Frances Bean Cobain was only a toddler when her dad put a gun in his mouth to make Courtney Love’s voice finally stop squealing in his head. Not old enough to have sexualized any fantasies about a guy who looks like her dad. Still, she is fucking and marrying a dude who’s in a band and looks a lot like her father did about the same age. Somebody needs to say something untoward.

Courtney Love played off the news that her daughter didn’t invite her to her wedding by pretending it was a fairly normal thing. Which it is, when your mom has ruined every single event in your life by getting super high and trying to fuck somebody inappropriate. In this case, that would have been your new husband. You can’t blame mom entirely this time. Even without any coke and vodka, he does look a lot like her former husband. Let’s circle back when there’s a death and pretend we didn’t see it coming.