Kristin Cavallari Pushing Sex

Kristin Cavallari has transitioned quietly from that blond chick you remember thinking was pretty hot to a celebrity mom and anointed keeper of the good family advice based entirely on limited personal experience. Birthing two kids is now equivalent to a post-graduate degree in developmental pediatrics. On the marriage front, Cavallari cites keeping the sex alive in her relationship with quarterback Jay Cutler as a key ingredient to success.

Also, you gotta have sex — men need it, and it’s important for the relationship. It doesn’t have to be all the time, but you have to get it in there sometimes!”

I’m not sure if the exclamation point is meant to emphasize the sex or the sometimes. Another key to a happy marriage is locking down a dude who only works six months out of the year, never past early January, and rakes in $17 million to pay for the nannies and trainers. The pain of your future divorce will be tempered by a massive financial settlement. Also, a reality TV deal about striking out on your own. Cavallari doesn’t have enough advice for a full book, oh, wait, there it is. You have good ideas, Kristin. Don’t give it away. It makes you seem cheap.

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