Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid And Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Paid

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply stunning variations of the same shit they’ve all been selling for years, that’s when the body shaming begins for real. Haute couture doesn’t tolerate a fat ass. Tall, slender, and can you go braless without the one straight dude in the audience instinctively tossing in fives. It’s okay squat trolls, it’s still you we’re calling at 3am after leaving The Anchor. Take pride in your work. Kendall for show, Kylie for play, by way of short hand.

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