Farrah Abraham And Jenna Jameson Evicted

The selling point of the Big Brother TV show continues to elude me. You gather up disturbed sex workers you’d never want as roommates, pack them all into a fake house, and spy on them except when they’re changing because that might be viscerally compelling. In England they do a celebrity version of the show, if by celebrity you mean Backyard Teen Mom and twelve stone Jenna Jameson who is now left with only fond memories of taking splooge in the face when she was called queen. Of course nobody wants these salty twats in their house. I’d call the cops. Or the CDC. I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of restraining order that prevents former porn stars from gathering within three hundred feet of each other. STD superstorms. Condemn the house. NIMBY.

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