Down Goes Sting (VIDEO)

Professional wrestling is the fake sport with the real injuries, maiming, and death. It’s that sort of completely idiotic combination that has made the sport wildly popular among teenagers and grown men who drink twelve-packs of watered down beer because repeated pissing is part of the entertainment schedule.

WWE champion Seth Rollins needs to work on his in-ring pretend combat moves because he keeps injuring his opponents above the modest hematomas and lacerations called for in the Code of Conduct. Dude, you’re supposed to hit me in the abdomen, not the kidney, and the chair goes to the front of the head, not the temple where I die suddenly from stroke complications. Over the weekend Rollins launched the forever wrestling Sting into the turnbuckle causing the ancient grappler’s head to snap back and do some significant and career ending spinal damage. Not for nothing but Tom Cruise does his own stunts and looks like a million damn secretly gay dollars. Hone your craft, Rollins. These are actors who need to have working backs to slaughter their families in murder suicide travesties post-retirement. He’s going to let you win. We all read the script.