Wiz Khalifa Seems Sharp (VIDEO)

A video posted by Wiz Khalifa (@mistercap) on Aug 22, 2015 at 5:36pm PDT

Wiz Khalifa sealed his fate when he picked a stupid rap name. There’s an art to making up names for yourself. Khalifa is not an artist. He made a baby with Amber Rose which is only going to get harder to rationalize as each year passes and she looks more like a Jersey City tow operator. Now cops at LAX arrested Khalifa for trying to go through TSA on a hoverboard. Yes, there’s a good chance TSA will steal your shit. No, you still can’t Marty McFly past security.

One of Khalifa’s posse whipped out his 1997 Sprint flip phone and captured the cops taking Khalifa to the ground for resisting arrest. Khalifa smartly posted the video to his Instagram account to keep his street cred:

3 cops yell stop resisting. Only thing to do is let em know. I’m not resisting, I’m doin what I want.

Yeah, dumb ass. You’re doing what you want. They’re bored and frustrated and have pains in their prostate and they’re doing what they want too. If this wasn’t the crowded airport people would be hashtagging #BlackLivesMatter after your name and talking about rioting after your funeral. Don’t make Amber Rose a widow because neither of you remember exactly where you last left the baby.