Trump Takes on Facebook

Donald Trump takes on the big names. Occasionally, illegal immigrant ice cream cart vendors and masa kneading abuelitas, but at times, direct for the gullet of the rich and powerful in his own class. Trump’s latest Tourette’s like outburst was targeted at Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg who is widely admired despite being the world’s largest Bond villain gatherer of private information and also a nipple fearing spastic human Nerf. Trump claims that Zuckerberg and his Silicon Valley CEO ilk are pushing for more and more H1B Indian and Pakistani dude work visas because they can hire people who love curry for seventy cents on the dollar what they would have to pay American tech workers to do the same job. Trump claims this is hurting women and minorities because it never hurts to mention women and minorities.

This H1B bullshit has been going on in high tech companies for several years now. Trump’s high pitched outrage might mean something if the program wasn’t so heavily supported by Trump’s own party and their significant cash backers. At some point the tawny hair plugged billionaire is going to have to come to terms with the fact that almost everything that pisses him off is shit backed the (R) under his primary run nameplate. This is why he will ultimately run as an independent, not win, throw the election to Hillary Clinton, then go half-staff fuck a model and play a round a golf and fire or sue anyone who ever brings up even a mention of him running for President. That shrunken apple headed witch is going to be our next President. I’m pretty sure this is how it goes down.

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