NFL Cheerleader Molly Shattuck Jailed For Blowing 15-Year Old Boy

Heaven sent late 40-something Ravens cheerleader Molly Shattuck was finally sentenced for the horrible non-crime of blowing a fifteen year old boy who went to her son’s school. Nothing worse than when a big titted blond mom picks your name out of the lucky bastard lottery hat and sucks on your cock at the beach house before the school year begins. Twat. The boy went and ratted out Shattuck who was arrested and today sentenced to spend two years worth of weekends in jail. The working theory being that she’s too busy during the week to give out hummers at the local Webelos jamboree. She also has to pay the family of what the justice system is calling the ‘rape victim’ the sum of ten grand and change to cover the cost of the handkerchiefs for his nightly tears over having the cum drained out of his teen cock by an NFL cheerleader. Fuck the loser children of today. Ungrateful brats. Fuck everyone involved in this story. Except for Molly Shattuck. In saner times she’d be exalted on a pedestal and men would throw bills into her cleavage. I’d estimate two more years of weekends before saner times.

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