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August 18, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
This Playboy Playmate reminds me of every girl I never had sex with over the summer. The June solstice always kicks off with such promise. But what comesĀ of your lofty dreams when you’re begging the deaf girl for a blowjob by the 4th of July. It’s a microcosm of life in general. You reach for the brass ring. It’s just so fucking slippery. Like this girl’s vagina that you’ll never have. My period wasn’t supposed to start until next week. Why are your socks on the floor?
Photo Credit: Joshua McCaghren