Missing Bieber Lookalike Updated to Dead (VIDEO)

If a grown man spends fifty bucks for a blowjob, he gets arrested. If he spends a hundred thousand dollars on disfiguring plastic surgery, he gets a reality show. Tobias Strebel’s circle of friends watched grinning as he turned himself into mentally disturbed imitation of the world’s most disliked teen lesbian singer. That’s so Tobias. Now he’s 35 and found dead with drugs in a Valley motel room. The police are claiming his runaway binge may have been triggered by the breakup with his boyfriend. Nobody is suggesting that he was in massive need of a rubber room rather than a TLC and E! contract and doctors looking the other way for cash payments. At some point we made boxers wear gloves so they could live a few years past their last fight. We pretend to be humane to our freaks and gladiators. Nobody pretended with Tobias Strebel. Meh, my heart is too big for this world.