Miley Cyrus Topless MTV VMA Weasel (VIDEO)

August 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus takes a lot of shit for being a sexually fluid marmoset with giant teeth that won’t shut the fuck up. But Cyrus understand the fundamentals of her business more than most. She dissects personality versus singer and why she isn’t covering her hick family of twenty-nine off the latter. Her trashy behavior is what Malcolm Forbes would be doing if he were alive today. Same outfits too. She doesn’t grind away on Robin Thicke’s shiny vest cock at the MTV VMAs and become the single most searched name on Google by happenstance. Tonight she ‘accidentally’ flashed her full titty on national TV to millions of kids for whom lady nipples kill worse than peanuts. There’s a hundred million dollars worth of reasons why. She’s gaming the system like a fucking champ. Do you want Anne Hathaway hosting your fucking awards show or Miley Cyrus? Bring on the crazy circus freak. I want my MTV.

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