Kim Kardashian Still Naked, Finally Punished

Kim Kardashian has been shilling some morning sickness pill in her vapid social media posts, leading the Food and Drug Administration to step in and tell her to stop doing it and also you’re spreading a new strain of syphilis to ISIS. It’s called the Geneva Convention. The posts are apparently in violation because they don’t mention the side effects of the drugs or of listening to Kim’s thoughts:

“I tried changing things about my lifestyle, like my diet, but nothing helped, so I talked to my doctor. He prescribed me #Diclegis, and I felt a lot better and most importantly, it’s been studied and there was no increased risk to the baby.”

When you’ve been mainlining rapper dick into your ass since your friend’s bat mitzvah days not a lot gets passed you. Kardashian’s bloodstream is literally Chiraq. Your average expectant mother might not be as lucky. Diclegis is manufactured by Canadian pharmaceutical company Duchesnay. If you think it’s safe for your child realize its spokeswoman is Kim Kardashian. Are you nauseous from the pregnancy or the Miami Diarrhea? We’ll give you the Magic Johnson special. That jizz is going straight to your glutes.

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