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August 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Joanna Krupa pilgrimed to the Jordan River in modern day Israel where private escorts of the bible were routinely baptized before wasting quickly thereafter from the various waterborne STDs. Krupa chose a neon bikini beneath her white shirt to ensure her spiritual cleansing would look killer hot. The Polish-American model vowed to be a better drunken reality TV housewife and only fuck her friends’ husbands when so loaded it couldn’t possibly be a sin. Come to Jesus. Document on Instagram. St. Peter doesn’t have basic cable.
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