Janay Rice Over The Line

Janay Rice did an interview for ESPN’s Outside the Lines because they ran out of people to exploit this week and there’s a revolving rolodex marked People Who Call Back. Janay repeatedly objected to Ray being called a “Wife beater” because technically he’s a fiancee beater and that’s not nearly as bad. She also denied she was sticking with Rice because of the money, which makes sense because he is unemployed and doesn’t have much. She says it:

“Never happened before, and that’s not him. He’s been made out to be this monster and he’s not a wife beater. He’s someone who made a mistake, he’s human.”

Whenever I say that’s never happened before, it’s definitely happened before. Change the sheets. Ray Rice is eligible to sign with whatever team wants him. It appears nobody does because he’s not that good at football. If OJ could still carry a thousand yards he’d be on a team. Certainly any team signing Rice would risk an element of backlash. Americans won’t feel comfortable with the situation until his loving wife has to get a job at Hooter’s. Rice will definitely have less and less anger issues as he stews over the hypocrisy of the situation while watching his bank account run flat. Bust out the Pabst and the frozen steaks.

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