Emily Ratajkowski Declares War On Women

Emily Ratajkowski proclaimed she isn’t really into fitness as she posed with a bucket of margaritas. That’s called rubbing it in your faces ladies. Tits and attitude, the poor man’s Double Whammy:

“I don’t have a trainer, and I don’t really go to the gym. I go on long walks and hikes with my girlfriends. That’s about it. I’m just not a crazy fitness person. I’m definitely an outlier in the industry.”

Yeah you don’t give a shit or even pretend. That’s supposed to be part of the tradeoff for having that taut midsection. Countless hours at the gym vomiting and analyzing the calorie content of semen. Your regimen of going on walks with your friends should bode well going into your thirties, once they’re all married to hedge fund guys and you’re still coasting by off those tits with the flowing sweaters. Everyone’s got to grow up sometime. I’m not talking about going to the gym, just stop needling half the population. There might be a backlash. Also, you’re lying.

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