Courtney Stodden Failing Miserably

After nobody bit on Courtney Stodden’s sex tape that was fake stolen from her barely pubescent agent’s Van Nuys strip mall office she moved on to more desperate tactics as if it could get any worse. Time to move to Germany. They have unions for this shit. If it wasn’t obvious, she’s got a bunch of tape on her tits and stuck inside her pussy and that drill smells like a shrimp cannery. The tape thing is kind of clever but people don’t really jerk off to Woody Allen movies. Except Woody Allen and every film critic in the five boroughs. Usually you’ve got to have something to back it up. She’s the opposite of nebbish. Her left arm looks like Dolph Lundgren’s circa the steroid era. Her pussy is probably pretty tight. Because it’s taped shut. For once.

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