Bar Rafaeli Getting Poked

Bar Rafaeli celebrated her impending marriage to her Israeli businessman fiance who definitely yells into his bluetooth while in line at Whole Foods and is reasonably pushy with waiters. This is acupuncture. Doing it to your face seems on the surface like a bad idea but so does shoving a cucumber up your ass and plenty of women find that activity worthwhile, at least according to the Internet. Rafaeli and her friends were celebrating in The Maldives. I don’t know where that is but I remember passing through once en route to Cincinnati. For a model, marrying a rich guy is the ultimate end game. She’s 30, so by model standards, dead. I wish her luck with her marriage and subsequent work stoppage. What’s that liquid on your face anyway?

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