Ariel Winter Edits Her Boobs

Ariel Winter had breast reduction surgery because she could no longer stand bloggers pointing out her massive young teen tits. For that, I am sorry. Not the leering, I mean the part where she used that motivation to shrink her tits. Shanda. Winter spoke about her breast reduction from a 32F to a 34D exclusively to Glamour magazine, a periodical that has been making young women feel severely inadequate about their bodies for decades now:

That’s pretty much all I was known for and that upset me. It made me feel really uncomfortable because as women in the industry, we are totally over sexualized and treated like objects. Every article that has to do with me on a red carpet always had to do with ‘Ariel Winter’s Crazy Cleavage!’ Or ‘Ariel Winter Shows Huge Boobs At An Event!’ That’s all people would recognize me by, not, “Oh, she does great work on Modern Family.

It’s not like you’re a busty Patton driving ISIS into the sea. You’re a teen actress with a minor role on a low ball sitcom. All anybody talks about Sofia Vergara are her tits. Jesse Tyler Ferguson. He’s the gay one. This is how the show business works. Nobody minds you finding your identity in women’s rights, but when you start redacting the boobs, it’s time for the adults who loves big tits to step in. I could show you Excel charts on how your marital prospects just dipped by 19%. Also, harder to quantify, the reduced disappointment in my faps while thinking about your chest. Kids are selfish. This never would’ve happened if abusive stage mom hadn’t lost custody.