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August 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
It’s impossible to look serious when your nipples are exposed. At some point Ted Cruz will selfie himself topless shooting an MK-19 at ISIS mannequins and pretending his clavicle isn’t disintegrating. Which only proves my point. This chick seems more gutty than Cruz, but it’s all the same. Yes, I want to hear about the Rio street kids wading in the river of bottles. But your teat has me Googling the odds of contracting gonorrhea through Adult Nursing Relationships and wines to pair with Taco Bell. You can’t have everything. I’ll take the Chalupa and the Fume Blanc. Stow that tit.
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