Tiger Woods Banging Another Golfer’s Ex Wife

According to dubious reports Tiger Woods has been teeing off on Dorothy Boyd who divorced PGA golfer Jason Dufner in April. It is unclear if the pair started their rape fetishizing before or after the divorce, or if this ever happened. What is clear is that it’s certainly plausible. I always thought boxers were superstitious natives when it came to not boning prior to a fight. While we lack hard scientific data, Tiger Woods has won eight million majors and definitely bangs the most. Just throwing it out there, let FOX run with it. Tiger’s agent Mark Steinberg denies the report to the point that it sounds probably true:

“I couldn’t deny this more vehemently. There is less than zero strand of truth to it. 100 percent false. 100 percent fabricated and zero credence. Absolutely, unequivocally untrue. They are not even acquaintances. It’s absolutely ridiculous.”

Define acquaintance. Say I sneak in through the screen door and am already gone in the morning. There must have been enough credence for Steinberg to make the phone call. It definitely wouldn’t be out of left field. Boyd is a hot piece of ass in Tiger’s sexual addiction proximity.  She can at least probably help with his broken swing. Nice form. Is that where babies come from?