The Kardashians Made ESPN Their Bitch

Every now and then Ray J pipes up and takes credit for creating the Kardashian empire. His jizz fling was the eye of newt potion that turned that tawdry family from dead OJ accomplice and his cheating widow into a media juggernaut. Without that reality show, Bruce Jenner goes to his grave as Bruce Jenner in pants. There is no light bulb moment when an ex-athlete who can’t confront his gay starts picturing himself the world stage star of his own tranny on-camera tale. That idea never passes into this world.

Agree with it or not, when ESPN decided to feature a married lesbian female soccer player handing a courage award to Bruce Jenner with tits in a dress, they announced themselves as the politically correct me-too network that used to cover sports. Scrambling to appear to be the most open-minded and progressive institution is no different than scrambling to jump any bandwagon. In the midst of your self-congratulatory parade, you are nothing more than an opportunistic asshole. You’re not setting the tone for anything. You just look weak. Tolerance is not something you obtain by handing out undeserved awards to Bruce Jenner in a dress while forcing NBA ballers to stand and applaud. Martin Luther King, Jr. understood that equality was a road to be traveled, not a grandstand where he whipped out his black cock and had the sexually frustrated Daughters of the American Revolution local chapter President stroke it as her savior. Forcing people to choose between political correct celebrants or derision worthy intolerants is no way to achieve progress.

Kardashians, you win, again. Bruce Jenner got paid. The E! reality show starts next week. ESPN rolled over like the cell block play toy. This isn’t about advancing civil rights any more than visiting a hooker is about love. Ray J, take a bow, this is your fault.