The Duggars Molest Themselves Out Of A Show

TLC has finally cancelled 19 Kids and Counting before the total of molestation victims reaches 19 kids and counting. TLC was waiting to see if the whole thing would sort itself out, much like the Duggar family did instead of reporting their son to the proper authorities. Jesus didn’t even care. In order to clear their name and appease their guilt, TLC will run a one hour commercial documentary about the dangers of sexual abuse, likely sandwiched between reruns of the Duggar show and Honey Boo Boo which will feature plenty of Zoloft commercials to take your mind off your uncle. TLC producers are probably out scouring garbage dumps and sex dungeons to find appropriate subjects for their next series. Meanwhile the Duggars are busy multiplying like maggots and more than likely teaching their exploding population of followers that tattling on your sex offender neighbor makes you a Judas. With any luck TLC’s producers will be murdered by their next cult subjects and the FBI will accidentally blow up the Duggar’s house in retaliation. The show was on ten years and nobody ever saw it. Try and write something, assholes.

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