The Duggars Are Breeding Like Rapey Rabbits

These Duggars speed breed in the name of Jesus, and reality TV dough, in no particular order. Still maybe best to gestate the future molestation victims on the down low rather than reminding everybody of Camp Caligula you’re running down there in Arkansas. Anna Dugar’s reproductive output will probably slow down a tad as her child rapey husband Josh can no longer get it up for a chick who looks almost twenty. I think the brother-in-law is allowed to step in at that point and fuck his sister pregnant. I can’t remember all the rules. Still, people keep watching because all the charity volunteering spots in the world are taken.

Can the holy parents Duggar reach 100 grandkids someday? Likely, if none of the young womenfolk start sneaking birth control pills as the idea of being queen bees spitting out sexual predator larvae no longer seems appealing. Childbirth truly is a miracle. Followed closely by incest, rape, commercial exploitation, and misogyny. Where’s my pet monkey? My remote batteries are dead again.

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