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Selena Gomez Seems Bigger
July 8, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
German shoe companies get it. Selena Gomez isn’t moving medium end footwear with her unimpressive baby tits. Nobody wants to buy women’s athletic shoes from a woman who looks athletic. Retain the best airbrushers in Dresden. Pack on six inches to that chest and add in some abs to support the cantilevered weight. Fuck, make her Muslim like Ms. Marvel. It’s the new Hispanic. Frame a six in her hair for the dead shoe workers in Wenling. Yes, it’s in our labor agreement. Nix the camel toe. There. Perfect.
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