Russell Wilson and Ciara Edging

Russell Wilson and Ciara decided Access Hollywood was as private as any place to announce they were not going to fuck each other until they were married. For Wilson this was a profoundly religious decision based on a conversation with a very important friend:

[Ciara] was on tour, and I was looking at her in the mirror, and God spoke to me. He said, ‘I need you to lead her.’ 

God is like that. He won’t remind you to hand the ball to Lynch up the middle for the ring, but he’s right there to deny you fornication with the hot chick who can fuck like a fiend. That’s the thing about faith. It tests you like a motherfucker.

Ciara admits it’s been tough to keep her hungry vagina free and clear of famous black guy cock for any length of time, but given that she just had the rapper Future’s baby and her twat is still healing from 50 Cent and Cam Newton back to back, an ice pack and some healing time might be the right call. So, like virginity, but the exact opposite. Wilson is quick to note it’s hard for him as well to keep his paws off his hot girlfriend, but that focusing on the upcoming season and hot male cock in his hands and mouth ease the burden. This should go well.

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