Rue Not Done Calling Out White Chicks Yet

Rue from the Hunger Games has made it her mission to denounce young white celebrities trying to mimic the black culture. She’s Heimdall at the gates of the cultural misappropriation Bifröst. Nothing gets by her. Unless she’s napping. Or smoking ganja. That’s so Heimdall. Stenberg’s been perfecting her future black studies college thesis by ordering Kylie Jenner not to act black.

If Stenberg told Jenner not to act like a skeevy brainless teen tit whore, she’d have about as much luck. Though she’d be more on point. I’m sure it sucks to have Armenian junior sex trolls poaching your eligible bachelors like Tyga and adding insult to injury by posting pictures of themselves in cornrows with cutesy ebonic quips. The Italian-Americans are still reeling from Snooki and The Situation repping the Guido landscape. Southerners are suffering at the hands of forty-seven reality show on television involving fat men in waders. It’s called, getting rich and being famous. The media culture dominates all others. A Kardashian would fuck a bull elephant in full musth on national television if the numbers looked right.

Dearest Rue, rejoice in the fact that suburban white teens are throwing their money at black culture. Don’t be that fussy bottom who thinks the words ‘sell out’ means something in the face of real loot. This will make tons more sense to you when you’re no longer in school. Also, it’s you and your, not u and ur. Just saying. Don’t make it so easy for whitey to imitate.

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