Paris Hilton Is Still Alive And Shit Around The Web

July 10, 2015 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Paris Hilton just wants to be your friend. No, not you, loser. She doesn’t like you. Or your black buddy. She will smile for a dollar, but she won’t mean it. Friends forever.

Here she is, trying to convince people she’s still relevant. (TMZ)

Alexis Ren does the whole bikini thing in Mykonos. (Egotastic)

Hanna Davis shows off her tits for SI Swim Daily. (Drunken Stepfather)

This is Gabriela Iliescu and these are her titties. (Hollywood Tuna)

Selena Gomez can lick my donut any day. (Popoholic)

I do enjoy females of the Asian persuasion. (The Chive)

Emily Ratjkowski in a red swimsuit makes my peepee happy. (The Superficial)

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