Kylie Jenner Getting Laid and Getting Paid

Unlike Kim Kardashian whose success was shot out of a jizz cannon, the grooming of Kylie Jenner has taken place thoughtfully over the past eight years. She’s nine and has a vagina. How do we get her into a $2.7 million home by seventeen? Excelsior. The youngest Jenner sister now has a body her dad could only dream of and is moving into her new Calabasas pad with occasional visits down the chimney and up the ass from Tyga when not co-parenting his babies. The masses inherently devalue people who educate themselves, apply their skills, and build successful enterprises. The same army of dolts idolize chicks who tit shortcut directly to the house full of Guatemalan servants. This kind of shit happened in Rome right before the fall. I’m not suggesting Kylie Jenner’s teen tits are the harbinger of ruin. I am suggesting you should try to get your dick in there yourself the minute she turns eighteen. There may not be lots of time.

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