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July 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kendall Jenner posted a selfie with her hand over her nipple and labeled it ‘coffee?’. If she had the cognitive capacity above crustacean, this might be a double-entendre. But I think she’s actually asking somebody for a coffee. Her assistants, a fan, her gay dad who turned himself into a woman so nobody could accuse him of being technically gay. Bitch be bringing home the paycheck here. She can’t exactly use her phone for calls. Somebody grab her a god damned Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte. The definition of work has changed. You think Obama has to ask twice for a cup of joe? Stopped being sexist.
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