I Am Cait Is Almost Here (VIDEO)

It seems like just yesterday that ten million politically correct retards threw their arms in the air and exalted the birth of Caitlin Jenner. It was like the broken marriages and child abandonment and vehicular manslaughters and sexualization of young daughters never happened. Baptism in the river tranny. Vagina Dad’s new five million dollar pay day is set to launch with Caitlin filming herself verite in her bed discussing her fear of letting down transgendered teens on the brink of horrific outcomes. That is a burden Caitlin takes on for herself in between commercials and weaves. A deft segue into Caitlin showing off her closet full of fabulous clothes then offering Khloe a brontosaurus roast by way of reconciliation for turning into a more popular version of her makes up the rest of the show. There’s no reason to re-invent the wheel. Tranny teens are dying. What shade of lipstick is that again?