Cosby Draws The Wrath Of Obama

Barrack Obama took a hard stand against rape, one of his more controversial statements since his infamous spurning of fetal alcohol syndrome. Obama was asked whether Bill Cosby should have his Medal of Freedom which was given to him by George W Bush in exchange for free pudding revoked. The President said there is no apparent process for doing so, and then stepped out on a limb:

“I’ll say this. If you give a woman or a man for that matter without his or her knowledge a drug and then have sex with that person without consent, that’s rape. And this country, any civilized country, should have no tolerance for rape.”

Cue the horns and the slow clap guy. While this opinion isn’t especially controversial it does appear Obama is insinuating Cosby is guilty and will have to call off having him booked for his birthday party along with Bootsy Collins. Cosby might want to cue the chopper. This thing has gotten big. In fact it’s gone all the way to the top. You have to rape a lot of chicks to get the President to call you a creeper. And you never thought you’d use that island. Pack the bags you might finally have to fuck your wife.

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