Camille Cosby Seems Really Practical

Behind every successful serial rapist is a woman with a super impressive ability to ignore shit. Jerry Sandusky’s wife used to crank up Patsy Cline while Jerry was down in the basement showing boys the fine line between pass interference and forcible sodomy. When Camille Cosby claimed she didn’t believe the accusations against her husband, everybody just kind of assumed she meant she didn’t believe any of it. When it fact, she believed most of it. Just not the very last itty bitty illegal parts. The ones that would touch her money.

According to anonymous sources to the New York Post, about as reliable as a game of telephone on the short bus when the starting word is schadenfreude, Camille Cosby was well aware that her husband was sleeping around with tons of young women.She saw that as a private matter. She also understands that the women her husband slept with enjoyed sleepy drugs willingly with their sexual escapades. Like in Valley of the Dolls. Or, real life on Planet Date Rape

According to the family source, Camille confided, “You have to allow for space to let your partner do what he wants. I have done that and Bill has done that and there’s no jealously, no friction.”

Wait, so you also drugged thirty women in your hotel rooms and jizzed on their toes? Nah, maybe you made out with Harry Belafonte backstage one evening in ”77. I guarantee you Bill got the better memoir stories out of his end. At one point Camille Cosby spoke to Oprah about unloading the baggage of her philandering husband who just so randomly found women who loved Quaaludes and antihistamines before sex. Oprah counseled Camille to stay with Bill. Oprah is a very practical woman. God only knows what sick Oprah shit Stedman backs.

I don’t know the point of all of this other than as sweet and grandmotherly as Camille Cosby looks, it’s perfectly okay to hate her too now.

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