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July 1, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Kim Zolciak is known for three things. Fucking a fifty year old cop in a criminal investigation when she was seventeen. Marrying a football player and landing a spot on housewife TV. And her previous husband being arrested for banging the underaged babysitter. And, by famous, I mean, I didn’t know any of this shit or who the fuck she was until I googled her. Her oldest kid of six by three different dudes turned eighteen which means she too can spend her days talking about her tits on social media. Daughter Brielle Biermann has been responding to assertions that she got breast implants. You can’t let that shit go unanswered. That’s how Al Gore lost in 2000.
Brielle added that she’s been regularly posting revealing shots of her teen tits to social media for several years now rendering it impossible for her to have the down time to be implanted and bandaged. This seems like how Hitchcock murder mysteries might go if he was working in 2015. I’d say it’s nobody’s business but her own, but that’s clearly not true. It’s just encouraging to see America’s youth applying a trade. Or at least just happy with their birth gender. Nice fake tits, Brielle. I’m onto you.
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